Palin vs. Clinton SNL

One worth keeping...

Gummy Bear Therapy?

I just had two fillings and a temporary replacement crown put in at the dentist's this week, followed by the admonition that I am supposed to avoid chewy things until the permanent crown comes in next month. Don't they know that chewy sweet things compose my favorite food group?

A friend sent this gummy bear clip; my plan is to channel the pain displayed within in an effort to recalibrate my pleasure association with candy. It is not going to work, but at least it's a funny clip.

Tutti Frutti Summer Love?

Holy bouncing melonas! Such esoteric fruit-based symbolism makes it hard to grasp the artist's true intentions. Tell me, o mysterious multi-colored-lei-clad man, what is your story?

Charlie the Unicorn II: Banana King

Charlie's back. With bananas.

Fun with Condoms

The things you learn in development class...

Charlie the Unicorn I: Candy Mountain

Candy Mountain: The land of sweets and joy. And joyness.

Virgin Ad

One Semester Spanish Love Song

Sin Comentarios

My Celebrity Soulmate

Will and I go way back. I don't know why I bother to take these stupid quizes.

Take the Quiz

Completing the Brenda Dickson Trifecta

"Aunt Barbara" jumps into the Brenda Dickson fray in this inspiring piece. It doesn't quite reach levels of hilarity (a word?) as the previous parody, but it definitely deserves some kind of honorable mention. Besides, no thorough coverage of the Brenda Dickson phenomenon would be complete without it. Enjoy...

Strike that...

If you watched the regular Brenda Dickson video and can make it through the first 30 seconds of this response without laughing uncontrollably, you are likely just not human. I was catching up on my YouTube fix during a 10-hour layover at Washington Dulles and laughing disgracefully in the red carpet lounge as business people making presumably important calls around me turned to offer concerned looks. I had to stop and wait until I got home to fully appreciate the magic of this clip...

The most important video ever made

Well, hello! Style is as important in your life as your look. Profound words indeed, but there's so much more...

Vai Tomar No Cu

I love this wig. This song cracks me up too, and the lyrics couldn't be more appropriate for finals week...

Europe vs. The F Word

This commercial reminds me of my only visit to "McQuick" - the French attempt to copy McDonald's (there is a rich topic for inquiry in its own right, but we'll save that for another time). Aside from putting corn on their burgers, they also offered a free CD with a purchase of a kids meal. Being the silly college kids we were, of course we saw no other option but to buy the kids meal. One of the tracks on the CD (did I mention this was offered as a supplement to a kids meal?) was entitled "Sex Siren" and featured siren sounds followed by a sultry woman's voice. The lyrics were simple, and direct: "I wanna swallow your cock. Ohhh, fuck me." Over. And over. And over. I still listen to it for giggles sometimes. Crazy French.

Hot Towels!

A treat for those facing this week's travel madness. If only today's airlines had a similar service attitude...